A GALAXY, ROGUED

posts like this are supported with money from patreon. Your support allows us to take time out of our month to play a game we probably usually wouldn’t (again) and write about it. We try to keep the pace of doing one a month, and this one was what we were playing during EVO2019. Rogue…


CASTLEVANIA: STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR TOYS

(THIS ARTICLE WAS MADE POSSIBLE THROUGH DONATION. IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE SPECIFIC VIDEOGAMES FEATURED, YOU CAN GO HERE) In preparation for Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night’s latest attempt to resurrect what some people love about Castlevania, I’ve spent the last month playing a previous attempt at the same thing. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow was…


MAKE YOUR EVO MOMENT

EVO – the largest fighting game tournament in the world, has once again come and gone. Rather than missing out in a bedroom watching over the internet, I spent this last weekend in Las Vegas where it’s held. In a plastic chair sometimes less than a few feet from the stage, I got to watch…


NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS

No article this week. Our writer will be attending EVO 2019 in Las Vegas, NV. Come say hello.     Maybe we will get a surprise review from our Hentai, Filth Girl.


SPILLING OUT

DISCLAIMER: sometimes we let our writers attempt to seriously interrogate their thoughts. This is probably an awful idea, but we won’t apologize. Instead, we’ll do what every website that employs writers should do: let them have a soapbox, and then put them back inside of it.     There’s a list of websites I sometimes…


HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

The 4th of July is the most American holiday there can be. Unlike other crass grabs at commercialism, the 4th of July has one simple message: Even though everything is fucked up and people are dying, you need to shut up and ignore it and enjoy being an American. In that spirit, let’s say “hoo…


WHY DO I GOTTA KEEP BUYIN SHIT!

Advertising doesn’t seem to end now: The videogames I play or the movies I watch extend out from the media that they’re captured on. They become Forever topics of conversation. “Did you think about this [Probably Marvel Movie Thing] or did you see [X Trailer Revealed at E3]” The most harmful part of it? The…


ElfyAubrie + KrashCosplay Interview

it's the fuckin header, you dick!

At the start of this year, we decided we’d be getting “Back into the swing of things”. That meant I’d be abdicating responsibility to do any work in the field, and instead would force Sam Kittrel to go. Folks, he did go. He even hired a photographer to this very website. Danielle is solely responsible…


an interview with BREED

We’ve been at this comic convention thing for awhile. From the absolute excess of vendor halls, to the sweaty and tightly-packed rooms of panels; Deep-Hell is familiar. Nothing’s really changed the entire time we’ve been going to them. In fact: a staunch refusal to change at all is how we got this interview. We know…


Witness Jonathan Blow

God Bless Jonathan Blow; that is the opening statement to my lecture. MY lecture is about how important ass holes like Johnathan Blow are. Johathan Blow’s greatest contribution to videogames might be him making a 3D version of the box game a few years ago. Perhaps Johnathan Blow’s greatest contribution to videogames is Braid, the…