Can’t promise we don’t keep this guy in a cage. Sam Kittrel is our STAFF WRITER and VIDEOGRAPHER that does everything the rest of us don’t wanna do, including the humiliating stuff like talking to comic fans and being seen in public. If you see him: Absolutely do not engage his charming upbeat attitude. Cut his head off and stuff the mouth with garlic, place it face down in a coffin and send it up river.