DISCLAIMER: sometimes we let our writers attempt to seriously interrogate their thoughts. This is probably an awful idea, but we won’t apologize. Instead, we’ll do what every website that employs writers should do: let them have a soapbox, and then put them back inside of it. There’s a list of websites I sometimes…
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
The 4th of July is the most American holiday there can be. Unlike other crass grabs at commercialism, the 4th of July has one simple message: Even though everything is fucked up and people are dying, you need to shut up and ignore it and enjoy being an American. In that spirit, let’s say “hoo…
CASTLEVANIA: STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR TOYS
(THIS ARTICLE WAS MADE POSSIBLE THROUGH DONATION. IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE SPECIFIC VIDEOGAMES FEATURED, YOU CAN GO HERE) In preparation for Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night’s latest attempt to resurrect what some people love about Castlevania, I’ve spent the last month playing a previous attempt at the same thing. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow was…