Monthly archives: November, 2019

TOYS

hello. we’ve been kind of out of it since we got in a car crash on wednesday night. Deep-Hell is primarily not a blog and we like to think of ourselves as critics. That being said, please enjoy this piece of light reading. Part of the reason I still assemble Gundam models (known as Gunpla…


UNLUCKY SKIN

One of my brother’s knees is six shards of bone held together by wire. The rest of him doesn’t fair much better, and not purely because of anything he was born with. A life of retail and wage-labor jobs, of skateboarding and heavy drinking will do that to you. In my own way, my own…


IT’S ALL COPS AT THE END OF THE WORLD

Hear me out here: It’s 2019 and neither of us like cops. Astral Chain is a Cop Game. It’s not just a Cop Game It’s The Cop Game. You play a police officer gifted a special ability to control Legions and you use those to engage in the world through well-enacted Action Game stuff. Roll…


CRITICAL CONSENSUS

I have not played Death Stranding. It has been years since I was given a review code for anything, and I sure as heck don’t want to make them part of my business model here. (That is a joke. If big developers are listening, give me your games for free.) I feel like I know…