Maybe one too many late-nights staring into that deep black primordial pool we call the abyss brought Karin here. Or maybe, it’s that every time I read what the woman has to say it’s like a mirror is hung in front of me and my soul doesn’t look like what I remember. Karin’s shown me…
ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY
by Karin Malady Heaven’s eye gazes upon a toyetic crowd screaming and running as Godzilla walks across the city. A single step of the monster’s slow gait outpaces the fleeing population, crushing them beneath. Monsters are larger than life. When the atomic breath destroys miles of people and buildings, the survivors can’t help but stare up…
50 of the RPGs
I remember when I first figured out I’d be writing listicles to pay my bills. I’d been handing in these half-assed fitness assignments for about three months. Just easy to remember stuff I picked up from Google, turned in over and over again with different worded explanations for the only thing. Hitting repeating words that…
Portal Tomb Kickstarter
Hey everybody, it’s [location]’s favorite [professional], Karin Malady! You might know me from roles I’ve played, like The Knife that Cuts Image From Form, The Augur of Want, The Daughter of Kaos and Mystery, and The Anathema Logos. I’m here to tell you about [thing you’re going to spend money on]! As covered in my…
MY CITY, MY RULES
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THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN FORTNITE
by Karin Malady “If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead! Brothers, what we do in life… echoes in eternity.” (Gladiator, 2000) There is glory on the battlefield. Not honor, nothing so pristine. Glory emerges…
THOSE WHO HAVE FELT PAIN
by Karin Malady “You’ve been feeling it too, haven’t you? Something is off. Your clothes never wear as well the next day. Your hair never falls in quite the same way. Even your coffee tastes… wrong. Our institutions are crumbling. Nobody trusts their neighbor anymore. And you stay up at night wondering to yourself…”…
SORRY THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BODY
By Karin Malady This could be about Elden Ring since everyone is talking about it, but there’s something else more important on my mind. That’s right, EverymanHYBRID, the slenderman ARG YouTube horror series that is basically the plot of Kingdom Hearts. Alternate Reality Games want you to feel like you’re in on a little secret….
NO FEAST FOR THE UNDERFED
by Karin Malady There is something about my memory that doesn’t work. I can remember the whole of Isle Delfino better than I can Tales of Symphonia, which had a story that made me cry as a preteen with little experience in JRPGs outside of the Paper Mario series. Likewise, I can remember Life is…
TO THE GARDEN OF MADNESS
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