SAMUS ARAN

Before collecting every character you ever wanted for a dusty shelf, I had a covetous need to own Samus Aran. Before the often incredibly designed and photogenic figma, there was a single figure of the character made by Joyride studios that I’m not even sure could stand up on its own. I was hunting after…


FOLKLORE – FORGOTTEN GAMES ZINe

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HARVEST TIME

How could I drag myself back out again after being so plainly exhausted? I know that going to convention right now is the dumbest possible idea. Let’s put ourselves out there with the crowd so we can see what’s gonna happen when you take a sheltered crowd and turn them loose. For what it’s worth,…


IMMATERIAL VALUE

by David Teraoka My childhood spans four console generations and hundreds of unfinished RPGs and FPS and RTSes. My childhood invented the Wavebird(how fucking cool is that name). My screens had the brightest, fuzziest scanlines which would melt  your HD 1080p-watching eyeballs. The absolute dogshit RPG Maker games made about depression that are a shadow…


IF WE’RE NOT DEAD YET

Four years ago I had no money to my name. Not just insolvent, but occupying the unique space where the direct result of how much I had in my bank account was directly tied to how I could relax. I could have sex with some of the worst people on earth, I could become one…


AGAINST WHOLESOMENESS

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KILL EM’ WITH KINDNESS (OUTRIDERS ADDENDUM)

DISCLAIMER: TO SEE THE FIRST PART OF THIS ARTICLE GO HERE https://deep-hell.com/never-fight-a-man-with-a-perm/ Outriders comes to heel at around 30 hours or so. If I were to do a proper review of the game, I bet that’s right around the amount of time I’d say someone ‘had’ to play it. Outriders plays the strengths of it’s…


I’M THINKIN ARBY’S

Full of blood and a suspicious combat cocktail. The purest arbiter against depression is action, and boy, the only action I wanna take is going to fucking work. Work makes me happy: it’s where I see my friends. I am so happy when I go to work. There’s no rush like clocking in and knowing…


EVERYBODY LIKES YOU NOW

Last Sunday, the Arizona music scene and more than a hundred lives strung together lost someone near and dear to them. In all of those lives is me, and the person I lost was a friend I’ll always wish I had spent more time with. I haven’t really sat down to process it at all….


ABSOLUTELY NOT

disclaimer: YOUR hard earned money helps us get articles like THIS done. Come support us on Patreon. This article was written by Max Astrophel and paid for by PEOPLE LIKE YOU. Somewhere at the borderlands of human knowledge, where faraway words get combined into top-of-the-Google-result articles for the most niche topics, there’s me. I’ve written…