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I’M THINKIN ARBY’S
Full of blood and a suspicious combat cocktail. The purest arbiter against depression is action, and boy, the only action I wanna take is going to fucking work. Work makes me happy: it’s where I see my friends. I am so happy when I go to work. There’s no rush like clocking in and knowing…
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU NOW
Last Sunday, the Arizona music scene and more than a hundred lives strung together lost someone near and dear to them. In all of those lives is me, and the person I lost was a friend I’ll always wish I had spent more time with. I haven’t really sat down to process it at all….
MY LIFE FOR NERZHUL
“In a statement, Blizzard Entertainment said Blizzard North co-founders Erich Schaefer, Max Schaefer and David Brevik, along with a fourth employee, Bill Roper, ‘resigned from the company to pursue other opportunities.’” – Yahoo News (dead link), 2003 When the creators of Diablo left Blizzard in 2003, it was reported on that it was due to…
2021 HORROSCOPE
This is a new edition of last years “What your favorite game of 2019 said about you.” It is shorter, but we hope you appreciate a few jokes and some fun art. Thanks! It can be found on ITCH.IO
FEATURED ON KRITIQAL CARE
HELLO. We were recently interviewed for the great podcast “Kritiqal Care”. You can find the episode below: https://www.kritiqal.com/articles/kritiqal-care-ep-30 Thank you.
I MUST NOT THINK BAD THOUGHTS
DISCLAIMER: Yes, We applied to work for Kotaku dot. com when we were still Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum. It wont happen again. I come from a relatively bog-standard midwestern working class family. The way I landed in the lap of videogames has less to do with a life of social inequity and more…
DON’T FORGET TO EAT
ARTICLE AND TEXT BY ________ (THEY’VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME) you know when i was a kid i looked for the long trips that came. they never happened long enough. never frequent enough that id get to spend any time with my family, but always after something bad had happened. we needed to get…
THE BUTCHER
It feels like I’ve seen Grim Dawn on steam for full well a decade now. It turns out, as the way time flows, it’s only been five years. There it sat, waiting for me to buy it lonely in my wishlist. The time finally came that I made some sort of decision, and with the…
PATH OF THE JEDI
OR “SOUND IN JEDI KNIGHT: DARK FORCES II” By Porter Simmons I saw Star Wars for the first time when I was three. My parents, who were going out for the night for this or that, dropped me off at my grandparents’ house so my uncle could watch me while they were away. Shortly after…