I’ve never liked love letters, unless they come in the form of a videogame. Look: who has time for heartfelt declarations of love these days? The real world feels like it’s best abandoned – this is a buy in for any game I’ve ever played made by Analgesic Software. I tend to look forward to…
CAN YOU PET THE DOG?
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DON’T TURN THE LIGHTS ON
I started watching Gundam the only way I know how: being fed an IV drip of the series’ best moments and music through YouTube and Websites (ominous) for ten years before ever seeing a single episode. That’s just how things were done, back in the day: see a picture of a giant robots eye, well,…
TO THE GARDEN OF MADNESS
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SAMUS ARAN
Before collecting every character you ever wanted for a dusty shelf, I had a covetous need to own Samus Aran. Before the often incredibly designed and photogenic figma, there was a single figure of the character made by Joyride studios that I’m not even sure could stand up on its own. I was hunting after…
DIRTY, BROKE, BEAUTIFUL & FREE
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UNCHARTED 2
The implication of every Indiana Jones, every Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune is that these gentleman thieves eventually plan on leaving their discoveries somewhere the rest of the world can benefit. I hate to dropquote in the beginning of an article, but “the rest of the world” often means “parts of the world primarily inhabited by white…
QUARANTINE GAMES: UMURANGI GENERATION
Almost every year I find myself once again in a specific kind of haze. It’s candy colored and green haired, often fueled by alcohol and drugs. A two or a three hour drive to a place I see people I sometimes don’t see the rest of the year. Out comes the camera and an…