THIS is it FOLKS. The end of the line. The last stop at the station. Anybody getting off in this decade? I AM! We did it last year. We’re doing it again this year. Nobody can tell us what to do but our own regrets about the past. I’d say BUCKLE UP but it’s actually…
ONCE AGAIN (november review)
The blurb on THE NINJA WARRIORS ONCE AGAIN Amazon page is “Significantly enhanced remake of one of the best Japanese side-scrolling beat-me-up games of all time!” This bit of hyperbole could be mistaken for a selling point, or, it could be the absolute truth. Looking at just the first few words and then turning the…
TOYS
hello. we’ve been kind of out of it since we got in a car crash on wednesday night. Deep-Hell is primarily not a blog and we like to think of ourselves as critics. That being said, please enjoy this piece of light reading. Part of the reason I still assemble Gundam models (known as Gunpla…
UNLUCKY SKIN
One of my brother’s knees is six shards of bone held together by wire. The rest of him doesn’t fair much better, and not purely because of anything he was born with. A life of retail and wage-labor jobs, of skateboarding and heavy drinking will do that to you. In my own way, my own…
IT’S ALL COPS AT THE END OF THE WORLD
Hear me out here: It’s 2019 and neither of us like cops. Astral Chain is a Cop Game. It’s not just a Cop Game It’s The Cop Game. You play a police officer gifted a special ability to control Legions and you use those to engage in the world through well-enacted Action Game stuff. Roll…
CRITICAL CONSENSUS
I have not played Death Stranding. It has been years since I was given a review code for anything, and I sure as heck don’t want to make them part of my business model here. (That is a joke. If big developers are listening, give me your games for free.) I feel like I know…
BUY ONE GET ONE-‘st
The fantasy of sitting on a jeweled throne is one of complacency. To be cared for in all avenues of life, while still being able to give out an edict to the general public (that’s most of us) that everybody still has to listen to. While no man is king, there are certainly those that…
INTERNATIONAL TASK FORCE
INTERNATIONAL TASK FORCE Overwatch initially pulled me in three or so years ago, because I am easy to trick. Give me characters with fun designs that create great silhouettes in a 3D space, Let me shoot at them. Every so often allow me to jump off of a wall. This, like all things probably comes…
DON’T GO REMAKING MY HEART
please consider supporting us on Patreon if you liked this content. DON’T GO REMAKING MY HEART There will always be people too poor to play videogames. Outside the realm of criticism, fuck, maybe even inside of it – someone’s experience with the medium will be dictated by what they can afford. After all, a…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
DEEP-HELL.COM is one of those websites that immediately screams that we are ran by goths. Not only do we have a skull in our logo, our primary colors are pumpkins and swamps. That is the truth of DEEP-HELL.com. I can’t tell you to do something special and spooky this month, because we basically do that…