DID YOU GET A COPY? DID A FRIEND GET A COPY? If not, here it is. Every image that’s part of the zine, in obnoxiously average quality.
FATALITY
Have you ever seen a friend get injured? If you have, or if you’ve really just ever had to watch anyone get injured: you know that violence hurts to watch. The sound and sight of someone getting injured has a way of burning itself into your brain. Mortal Kombat 11 gave several members of its…
FAMILIAR VISCERA
When I was still a teenager, Batman Begins was the hot movie of pop culture. As the reviews of it at the time surely noted, the movie took the old, colorful superhero comic books and helped them ‘grow up. Ever since that phrase was introduced to me I’ve hated it, hated it so absolutely much….
PATREON UPDATE
There’s been an update posted to patreon for this week! We apologize about the current lack of updates. We’re not on hiatus – if you couldn’t tell from the last article, we’re trying to get our shit together so we can go cover a convention like we’ve done before. You can read that update here. …
WHY WE’RE GONNA GO TO PHOENIX FAN FUSION
May and July in Phoenix are so hot, especially downtown in the major metropolitan area as to be considered an actual crime. I have seen the realest stereotypes about hot weather. Egg-on-sidewalk, melted sneakers and cookies on the dash. It’s all real in Arizona, but there’s something else that’s real too. Phoenix Fan Fusion is…
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO WORK, IT BECOMES YOUR JOB
WHAT THE HELL IS A COMEBACK TOUR There’s one sound that can get me every time. Something that every time I hear it, my brain immediately does the hyper-speed jump into the past. I find myself cross legged on a maroon carpet, sun pouring through the windows. I’m a kid, I give a shit about…
STUPID ENOUGH TO THROW MY LIFE AWAY
My grandmothers funeral was yesterday. Do you know what the day before that was? Devil May Cry 5 got released. I’ve been playing the Devil May Cry series since I was a teenager: I’ve been dreaming of it since before that. The earliest screenshots captured some part of my imagination. Today I still remember…
YOU CAN’T GET THERE BY DRIVING
Else Heart.Break() Is a videogame about programming and computers, or maybe it’s a videogame about community and relationships. Now I am primarily a writer, so I don’t understand how those work: but I do understand how the human heart works. It’s my gift, or maybe a little bit of my curse. Maybe i’m just a…
no article this week probably
if youve noticed the slight trend – bravo! if you haven’t – okay, fine. we’ve mostly been updating on weekends lately, usually late saturday nights. due to day job things, that can’t happen quite as easily as the year gets longer so we’re gonna try and get things back to going up sometime in the…