OH HEY I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE. We’ve been watching movies every TUESDAY at 7:30 on the deep-hell discord. This is only going until THE END OF THE YEAR that’s right you only have TONIGHT and NEXT WEEK to come hang out with Me, and Everybody, and talk shit about bad movies…
IT’S NOT A MISTAKE
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TO THE GARDEN OF MADNESS
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RE2 BOOK CLUB
DISCLAIMER: WE GOT TOGETHER in October for the month of Halloween to play Resident Evil 2 and make some musings about it. If you didn’t get in there now: well bucko, you fuckin’ missed out. Maybe check us out on Discord and don’t be such a waste-case about it next time we do it. Resident…
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for part one of this article, go here: SAMUS ARAN – DEEP HELL (deep-hell.com) Seems like only yesterday it was 2015 and the news first broke: everyone collectively rejoiced, Samus Aran was a queer icon. The internet (and all of those big leftist Facebook groups that swell and convulse, everyone swinging knives at each other)…
SAMUS ARAN
Before collecting every character you ever wanted for a dusty shelf, I had a covetous need to own Samus Aran. Before the often incredibly designed and photogenic figma, there was a single figure of the character made by Joyride studios that I’m not even sure could stand up on its own. I was hunting after…
FOLKLORE – FORGOTTEN GAMES ZINe
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HARVEST TIME
How could I drag myself back out again after being so plainly exhausted? I know that going to convention right now is the dumbest possible idea. Let’s put ourselves out there with the crowd so we can see what’s gonna happen when you take a sheltered crowd and turn them loose. For what it’s worth,…
IMMATERIAL VALUE
by David Teraoka My childhood spans four console generations and hundreds of unfinished RPGs and FPS and RTSes. My childhood invented the Wavebird(how fucking cool is that name). My screens had the brightest, fuzziest scanlines which would melt your HD 1080p-watching eyeballs. The absolute dogshit RPG Maker games made about depression that are a shadow…
IF WE’RE NOT DEAD YET
Four years ago I had no money to my name. Not just insolvent, but occupying the unique space where the direct result of how much I had in my bank account was directly tied to how I could relax. I could have sex with some of the worst people on earth, I could become one…