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KILL EM’ WITH KINDNESS (OUTRIDERS ADDENDUM)
DISCLAIMER: TO SEE THE FIRST PART OF THIS ARTICLE GO HERE https://deep-hell.com/never-fight-a-man-with-a-perm/ Outriders comes to heel at around 30 hours or so. If I were to do a proper review of the game, I bet that’s right around the amount of time I’d say someone ‘had’ to play it. Outriders plays the strengths of it’s…
I’M THINKIN ARBY’S
Full of blood and a suspicious combat cocktail. The purest arbiter against depression is action, and boy, the only action I wanna take is going to fucking work. Work makes me happy: it’s where I see my friends. I am so happy when I go to work. There’s no rush like clocking in and knowing…
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU NOW
Last Sunday, the Arizona music scene and more than a hundred lives strung together lost someone near and dear to them. In all of those lives is me, and the person I lost was a friend I’ll always wish I had spent more time with. I haven’t really sat down to process it at all….
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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AUTO MAP
San Andreas is a real city. It is at once as real as the street of any southwestern desert sidewalk I’ve walked down with an orange sky hanging overhead. San Andreas can never be real, it can be made of real places but it can’t exist. As technology marches on, and boy does it march,…
THEY’LL LEAVE YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER THE PLACE
After about a year of living where I live, I’m ready to enter the killzone again. A pure white space, with nothing on the walls. The kind of space I need to be to play a first person shooter. No distractions – the walls in the game could be white too, for all I care….
NEVER FIGHT A MAN WITH A PERM
YOU KNOW I’m almost a specific age that implies a downward slope. I can’t for the life of me picture what age this is. For some people it’s 25, 30, others: 45 years exactly. Whatever the case: I reckon with a body built by my choices every day. A long time ago I would surround…
MY LIFE FOR NERZHUL
“In a statement, Blizzard Entertainment said Blizzard North co-founders Erich Schaefer, Max Schaefer and David Brevik, along with a fourth employee, Bill Roper, ‘resigned from the company to pursue other opportunities.’” – Yahoo News (dead link), 2003 When the creators of Diablo left Blizzard in 2003, it was reported on that it was due to…
THE FIVE WORST GAMES TO HAVE SEX IN
DISCLAIMER: the following content is meant for The Bedroom. THE LIST is the most hallowed form of internet content. Far from the lowest-common-denominator appeal we think of it today: the list was once the most exciting part of the internet. You’d pay once a month to some small cable provider or internet service. A website…