DEE

Dee is STILL ALIVE. They’re our STAFF WRITER and VIDEOGRAPHER that does everything the rest of us don’t wanna do. Stuff like talking to comic fans, and being seen in public. If you see him: do not engage. Don’t trust that charming upbeat attitude or low-key earnestness to get to know you. Cut their head off and stuff the mouth with garlic, place it face down in a coffin and send it up river.