I’ve never liked love letters, unless they come in the form of a videogame. Look: who has time for heartfelt declarations of love these days? The real world feels like it’s best abandoned – this is a buy in for any game I’ve ever played made by Analgesic Software. I tend to look forward to…
CAN YOU PET THE DOG?
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POSITIVE/PRESS
Don’t look now, not when you read this sentence, but there’s something sitting on the TV cabinet. It’s a box, and it purrs when you put a finger against it. It’s inviting, it’s sleek, it may be matte or glossy. It may have a number of parts it’ll break off just so you can play…
IN SYNDICATION
Robocop has an R rating, a bold marked white R stranded in a square of also-white as if to cut off the rest of reality around it. A light bending tattoo stamp projected onto a stretch of canvas and the lights go down low. Turn your cellphone off and be ready to be taken on…
50 of the RPGs
I remember when I first figured out I’d be writing listicles to pay my bills. I’d been handing in these half-assed fitness assignments for about three months. Just easy to remember stuff I picked up from Google, turned in over and over again with different worded explanations for the only thing. Hitting repeating words that…
AND WE’LL SWIM TILL WE SINK
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THE LEATHER LESBIANATRIXES OF THE DARK DOM DROW DUNGEON
the first thing you do in Baldur’s Gate 3 is make an Action Figure. there are a host of stock body options you can choose from the card shop shelf, the infinite freedom of teenage creativity turned into black card stock and clam shell packaging on slates of wood with merchandising hooks down every aisle….
updates to Elden
What is there to see in this school that I can’t see outside of its doors? I think that’s what Jack would say – coming up on my least favorite area in Elden Ring but one, at the time, most of my social media feeds seemed wholly split on. It was either an area choked…
3/22 5:00 PM (GDC #3)
I can feel my brain turn and fall into some kind of slump standing in the line to the Awards Show after a making a loop around all three convention buildings to find out where the hell I’m supposed to go. Already clear to me is the size and scope of this place, the people…
ROAD TO GDC 2
We spent a good chunk of the first day on the road into California, passing the outer rim of Edwards Airforce base traffic in the sky and into Coachella Valley’s nature preserve: a blister of gas stations and Marriott’s joined by sister car sales places for the on the go businessman. The Traveler is angry…