Category: Videogames

MY CITY, MY RULES

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AND THEN THE SEAGULLS FOUND ME

Back in late September of last year, there was about two weeks where the hospitality industry I worked in faced a massive coffee shortage. There was just simply no way to get the craft espresso pods for those espresso machines that take all of the art and artifice out of making coffee, and restaurants all…


SNOWBLIND

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DON’T TURN THE LIGHTS ON

I started watching Gundam the only way I know how: being fed an IV drip of the series’ best moments and music through YouTube and Websites (ominous) for ten years before ever seeing a single episode. That’s just how things were done, back in the day: see a picture of a giant robots eye, well,…


THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN FORTNITE

by Karin Malady “If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead! Brothers, what we do in life… echoes in eternity.” (Gladiator, 2000) There is glory on the battlefield. Not honor, nothing so pristine. Glory emerges…


BRING ME ALL YOUR LOVE

The World Ends With You is a crystal-mind game. I mean it’s a solid rock lodged in my memories, a crystal found on the inside of some geode that leaves any fool that picks it up doing something like staring into an endless hallway of mirrors. It’s good but let’s use the passed tense: I…


NO FEAST FOR THE UNDERFED

by Karin Malady There is something about my memory that doesn’t work. I can remember the whole of Isle Delfino better than I can Tales of Symphonia, which had a story that made me cry as a preteen with little experience in JRPGs outside of the Paper Mario series. Likewise, I can remember Life is…


IT’S NOT A MISTAKE

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TO THE GARDEN OF MADNESS

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SAM̜̋Ų͙̝̌͞͠S̡͊ ͉̅A̡̨̜̦͕͚̗͉̫̾̋̑͛̄̑͑̈́̐R̫̰̳͇̻̠͚͕̣̳̒̋̇̓͋͑̋͒͋̇͟͡Ä͎̟͔͚̥͓̙̬̖̩̽́̔͆̀͒̎̚͘͘͜N͕̭̘͇̬̭̯̯̜̑̈́̈́̀͛̄̚̕͢͝͡͝ͅ

for part one of this article, go here: SAMUS ARAN – DEEP HELL (deep-hell.com) Seems like only yesterday it was 2015 and the news first broke: everyone collectively rejoiced, Samus Aran was a queer icon.  The internet (and all of those big leftist Facebook groups that swell and convulse, everyone swinging knives at each other)…